I have mentioned before I have played my guitar in Hotels, Restaurants, Foyers ect, mostly for “background” music..Here is my unofficial guide to restaurant playing, including some of the, er well, shall we say, pitfalls
The Starter course…This is where it can often be noisy, with diners coming in, sitting down, mingling with the waiters/waitresses. In fact, it can get so as you can’t hear yourself tune up, which is less of an inconvenience in as much as IF you are out of tune no one can hear well enough to notice! I used to think of this as my “Deve Ser Amor” time. Okay, this great little Bossa Nova piece by Baden Powell may not be qualified as my “cock up piece” but when I was learning it I was apprehensive to play it in public, because of the tricky little parts which might go drasticly wrong! But in the high volume moments I was more bold to play the more “dangerous” pieces, i.e. those I know less well! And the term “Deve Ser Amor time” stuck!
So, on to the main course..This is where things get quiet, and some people actually listen to the music. Time to bring on the romantic tearjerkers. By this time, I hope to have warmed up, and hopefully settled down. So I play my most requested piece “Memories of the Alhambra“. I am sure this piece is the best known of all guitar works, to non guitarists. As well as this misty eyed masterpiece, out comes the “standards” Cavatina, Romanza, and some Beatles songs I arranged, And I Love Her, If I Fell.
I find the guitar in these circumstances should not be too obtrusive, so that people can “tap in and out of” in and around their conversations. I like to play also some Albeniz, “Granada”, “Capricho Catalan” and “Mallorca”. This should take us to the desserts, which, IF I’m in the mood to pull it off, a little Scott Joplin can go down well, and pieces more dance like.
Now we come to the hazards of restaurant playing. What would you say is the main thing to beware of? …Brass bands practicing outside the window?? Well, that is a SLIGHT problem, I’ll admit, but not quite the most dangerous (yes it has happened to me). Cables, such as from amplifiers? That may well be serious if a luckless waiter, or worse still, a diner fell over it! But no..I find the thing to be most beware of is..Drumroll…The Electric fan!

Yes, this innoculous little device, so welcome when playing in the heat can cause mayhem with any music on the stand. IF the music blows off the stand, and goes underneath a table, well, what do you do? Crawl under the table, attempting to explain you are ONLY looking for your errant sheet music
Either that, or a quick calculation while you’re playing what pieces do I know well enough to play from memory, so as to leave the music in the case? That’s even MORE dangerous you know!
It appears there’s a lot more to music making in restaurants than the actual playing…